Someone is being all festive in his fancy new scarf!
bonus chinchilla in scarf
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Yeah, but then you’ll have to bite off his finger to get it from him and that blood is going to ruin your wedding dress.
But like, it should be pretty clear by now that I make it a point to actively ignore your existence.