Posted 5 hours ago
I was in a fucking robbed bank today and here I am in my underwear talkin’ bout grape ape
Alex
Posted 6 hours ago
Is this fanart?  Is this real?  I don’t care anymore.  It don’t matter.  None of this matters.

Is this fanart?  Is this real?  I don’t care anymore.  It don’t matter.  None of this matters.

Posted 6 hours ago

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

Posted 11 hours ago
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0:13 Pokémon Red/Blue

0:25 Star Fox 64

0:39 Chrono Trigger

0:54 Halo

1:17 Yoshi’s Island

1:30 Bubble Bobble

1:45 Banjo Kazooie

1:55 Sonic the Hedgehog 3

2:12 Totaka’s Song

2:19 Tetris

2:29 Dr. Mario

2:42 Out Run

2:56 Mega Man 2

3:20 Wrecking Crew

3:32 F-Zero

4:00 Fire Emblem

4:14 Super Mario RPG

4:30 Cave Story

4:47 Donkey Kong Country

5:10 Gradius

5:30 Final Fantasy X

5:43 Kingdom Hearts

6:06 Kid Icarus

6:20 The Secret of Monkey Island

6:40 Kirby Super Star

7:15 Castlevania

7:25 Ducktales

7:45 LoZ: Ocarina of Time

8:06 Metroid Prime

8:20 Shenmue

8:40 Metal Gear Solid

9:04 The Legend of Zelda

(Relives the entire course of my life)

(Source: gnatsiestep)

Posted 18 hours ago

Remember that time one of my roommates did ecstasy and came back to the dorm at two AM and spent a half hour stroking and rubbing her face on a dirty towel that both my and Alex’s asses had touched, while telling me that it was the softest, greatest thing in the world?  Because I do whenever I take a shower, or do a load of towels, or think about towels.

Posted 1 day ago

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

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wtfbadromancecovers:

Gay shape-shifting cuttlefish erotica. For all your gay shape-shifting cuttlefish erotic needs. 

WHAT

Posted 1 day ago

tigerhazard:

ok seriously though can we make this happen

can we have worldwide animorphs con where people get together in multiple places on the same day and eat cinammon buns and cry on each other 

i mean regardless of what anybody else anywhere else does tumblr user timetravelresetbaby & i are gonna do this anyway in july. cmon gang

I’m down.  I’m so down it’s embarrassing.  

Posted 2 days ago

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

Well, if you marry Tiki or Nowi, it’s pretty much assured…

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